sometimes life gives you milk and you’re too lazy to do anything and accidentally invent cheese

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one…….tentacle…….
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tentacles……………c o m p l e t e
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every day you grow more...

comradewodka:

a-flickering-soul:

a-flickering-soul:

a-flickering-soul:

a-flickering-soul:

a-flickering-soul:

squid pillow squid piLLOW SQUID PILLOW

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one…….tentacle…….

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tentacles……………c o m p l e t e

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every day you grow more beautiful…….

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SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE

This post radiates sincerety on a level I can only hope to approach in my lifetime

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tortillah:

teacher: maybe we should move the test?

me: 

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coaztal:

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feistyfrank:

I’m horny tbh

Why did he read those so sexually….. 😩

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KWJFOWJROFJEJD I WROTE THE SPLIT ME IN HALF ONE AND THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS WAS IN CLASS AND I HAD TO EXIT

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chefpyro:

1969 Alka Seltzer “Spicy Meatball” Commercial

Honestly I’ve heard this parodied so much but I’ve never seen the source

I didn’t even know it was a commercial I just thought it was a joke at Italians.

Why aren’t todays commercials like this

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How Food Looks Before It’s Harvested.

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pr1nceshawn:

Sesame Seeds

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Cranberry

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Pineapple

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Peanut

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Cashew

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Pistachio

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Brussel Sprouts

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Cacao

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Vanilla

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Saffron

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Kiwi

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Pomegranate

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exactly 1 minute ago i had absolutely no idea what the plants sesame seeds and peanuts came from look like and i am shocked and surprised

for some reason every time I see pineapples growing I laugh out loud. Like, the punchline is it’s a pineapple!!!!!!!!! it’s a pineapple

An Interesting Fact About Peanuts, while we’re on the topic of food-plants:

Peanuts-you-eat grow underground, but they are NOT part of the peanut plant’s roots. Peanut plants are ambitious little fuckers and plant their seeds themselves. They flower like any perfectly reasonable legume, but once the flowers have been pollinated the plants do something called “pegging” (no really), in which they drill the stems where the flowers used to be into the ground. And that’s where the peanuts you eat form. Like so:

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I’m going to pull myself together to endorse this Extremely Interesting Fact, but it’s going to be a real struggle

Ain’t botany fun?

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ungarmax:

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

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