sometimes life gives you milk and you’re too lazy to do anything and accidentally invent cheese
hozier songs are like *blows kiss to the forest* that’s for my baby *throws molotov cocktail at car* AND THAT’S FOR THE REVOLUTION
(via what-would-steve-rogers-do)

onald squad
Brought America to the brink of nuclear war after tensions had long subsided, removed safety regulations, sent federal troops to brutalize protesters, crashed the stock market,
(via pun-damental)
thewieneryears-deactivated20130:
Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide
are you fucking for real
Imagine being the criminal who returns weekly to make sure his fucking plant art is doing alright
Later
I found it! I fucking found it! In my fucking dash! Nothing can stop me now! *EVIL GIGGLES*
OMG SAME RIGHT I SAW IT A YEAR AGO AND WAS UPSET I COULDNT FIND IT AGAIN
Anyone who does this is a chaotic-good
BEGIN THE MOSSENING
I’m not gon do it… I’m just thinking about…
I wana put little moss affros on all the cross walks in town…
(via b1ackb3rryw1n3aunt)
Just a single mom doing her best to provide for her children. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Costume/photos/caption by Art by Kelsey
OH MY GOD
(via adament)
when it’s november 1st
Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life
the best part about this is that it absolutely does encapsulate how it feels to be in America for the 2020 holidays
(via pun-damental)

we live in the best possible version of cyberpunk
this is how people born after 1995 hack. when i started hacking or “phreaking” in the late 80s i would get in the zone by snorting homemade amphetamines & listening to harsh noise cassettes while banging out code for 24+ hour periods on my atari. mostly i would write text-to-speech features into the operating system so the computer said swear words when you double-click. i remember when html was invented i got so frustrated because theres so many greater than and less than signs and you have to put them around everything. in early january of 2001 i changed Google’s header to a gif of a pissing orangutan and the resulting publicity turned the website into a household name
never have a been more devastated to scroll over a url and see its deactivated who are you ma'am
what if god was one of us…
(via alexander)